Campbell Humour

I am an experienced public speaker specialising in good-quality humour; absolutely no smut, bodily functions, sexism etc. I speak without notes or amplification. I can tailor my talks to meet clients’ requirements vis a vis times etc.

Currently, I offer three subjects:
AN EVENING OF GENTLE HUMOUR. An eclectic mix of one-liners, anecdotes, poetry, monologues and shaggy-dog stories.
AN EVENTFUL LIFE. A resume of my life from living on a yacht, an officer in the Royal Marines, an airline captain, a restauranteur and an award-winning hospitality host.
ADDRESSING THE HAGGIS. In full highland rig. From an explanation of the kilt and accoutrements, to the Selkirk Grace and Rabbie `Burn’s traditional address (as many verses as required.)

I charge a reasonable fee with mileage and wish to be invited to the dinner.